about me, the real me
ok. so i think i should provide some sort of formal background thinger. below is my best attempt at that.

my contact info

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IM, when on, can be obtained by clicking on the IM images
http://zamfoo.com/tiki-contact.php

my background

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certified in web development from raritan valley community college
certified in networking raritan valley community college
ba in computer science from NJIT

i just bought a house so im rather busy. i sleep 4-6 hours a night with an occasional 12-15 hour crash and burn. i don't type in upper case letters because linux is case sensitive and its a waste of time to capitlization typos and to correct grammatical stuff when the person on the other end should be able to interpret what im saying. i love to use the dot dot dot and i don't punctuate correctly because everything is a statement or a question. there is the obvious exception to that rule: i use exclamation points when im pissed off so in normal circumastances you only have to determine if im asking you something or telling you something.

i also don't really pause when others would while talking so there is little need for a comma unless listing something. do you know what im saying. i wear my pajamas and slippers to work. i even wear them to a bar, to a mall and have been known to wear them while climbing up a ladder on construction sitesd doing roofing jobs. that is how i learned to stop stepping on nails.

i firmly believe in being comfortable while you work. i work with 4 machines simultaniously 2 laptops (1 of which is vpned into at&t controlling my work computer) and desktop with 3 monitors attached to it in extended desktop mode. i watch stocks, and worldly events on the tv all while working previously subjecated computers.

multi-tasking is my specialty. if they gave gold medals for it i would be an olympic champion. i do things hard. i do them fast. i do them well and i do them right. i only like to do them once. i also do them longer than most people can. my record for staying awake is 52 hours. i take great pride that record.

i don't trade business with people that are not of the same nature as me or can't take the pressure but i will definitely sell you my products and extend curtious and friendly support. i believe if you can take a ball busting i can be your best friend and prevoke you to being super human just like i strive to be.

onto the business and work aspect

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i work for att as my main job doing layer 2 frame relay and atm and layer 3 ip network merger projects. both of which consists of merging att, sbc, and bell south and is cingular.
i formed a couple of businesses while in college. i still have an llc under which im operating however the focus of the llc is shifting towards software development and search engine optimization and obtaining search rankings. my current one is this site and software. i have decent hopes for zamfoo.

i am well versed in

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search algorithm
sorting algorithms
selection algorithm
web design
web servers administration
shell functions: nano, pico, vi, cd, ls, dir, ps, cp, mkdir, mv etc
web server platforms(operating systems)
hack prevention
attack prevention
attack classification
fixing aftermath of an attack
dns tools
nameservers
public
private
network tools: ping, ftp, ssh, telnet etc
network port concepts
databases
shell scripting/scripting/programming in different languages
web hosting platforms
web hosting back end systems:
client management systems
provisioning systems
security software
security strategies
payment processing gateways
search engine optimization
how to promote a website correctly
3rd party payment gateways
starting a company
web hosting pitfalls
about the web hosting market place
IT project life cycles(ultra boring)
domain registration
ip addressing
script file extentsions and webservers operating systems
css

lets not forget windows:
hardware component troubleshooting and installs
software installs and troubleshooting
wireless network hacking
bios configurations
server auditing tools and hacking operating systems
small and medium network trouble shooting
remote computer administration
windows tricks and tweak outs such as boot hacks and login screen hacks and quick boot tricks
manual spyware detection and removal(yes. i don't use antivirus. it is a waste of cpu cycles and ram)
network hardware(printers scanners copiers and faxes)
knowledge in uncommon hardware usage/adapters such as my atari 400 joystick as a mouse and usb monitors
phone system diagnostics(remember... i work for a phone company....k just testing you)
again...the it project life cycle
audio equipment and sound system connections to PC
breadboard systems, electronic circuitry and programming of said systems

lets not forget business aspects:
legal company formations and united states tax law
general organization, office administration and of course last but not least book keeping

closing arguments

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unfortuntely as of the moment i don't have the time to teach people stuff or the money to hire people so please don't ask me stuff that is not related to business, ask me for a job or charitable contribution to your worldly causes. i also will not bend pricing or extend special deals. im from the US. i run my businesses the way we do here in the states.

i will however..... absolutely......... without doubt......... 100 percent....... provide you with damn near perfect software and damn near perfect support. i say damn near because some people are just never satisfied.

thanks, (ha! i do use commas)
kevin

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